Ya know those times....

Sometimes I get done writing a blog and then erase all of it, because I know people won't enjoy reading it or it feels unimportant, it happens a lot to me when I write. I did this tonight, I wrote a blog that I thought was meaningful, that might have made a difference in someones life and then I erased it. Why? Because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and because writing a random blog just seems like more fun! So here are my....

Ya know those times:

(Real Events that have taken place in my life)

Ya know those times, you'd think you'd be really great friends with someone, you even tried becoming that persons friend, but you know something about that person, that would be awkward down the road if they ever found out. (I'm the only one....great!)

Ya know those times you're getting ready for a hair appointment, but you don't have any Q-tips left and you think, "My hair dresser is going to think I'm the grossest person!" So you try your best to clean your ears out with toilet paper? (no?) (I usually wrap mine around a bobby pin)

Ya know those times, when you're in a hurry so you grab a pair of jeans out of the floor, slip them on and head out into public. Only to realize later that there's a huge bulge in the leg of your jeans and when you go to dig it out, it's a pair of underwear?

Ya know those times, when you're bored at home, so you start watching youtube videos of your favorite tv couple and then 3 hours later, you can't believe it's been 3 hours later?

Ya know those times when you nickname your dog "mooms" because he's dotted like a cow and it makes sense to you, but when you say it out in public, it just sounds really dumb?

Ya know those times, you really wish you could get sprayed by a skunk, because taking a tomato bath just seems super cool and it would be Mmmmm mmmm good! (Cambells tomato soup, possibilities)

Ya know that time you bought a really cool standing lamp because the shade on it looked super vintage, but it has no use at all (the shelves are too little and it barely gives any light) What a waste of money!!

Ya know those times you can't decide if you want to annoy everyone on Facebook and put all 4 of your names instead of just 3 because you like all 4 but you can hear everyone whining about how long it is. (that's what she said) (sorry I had to!)

Ya know those times, you want to be super creative and crafty. But everything you make is really cheap and it always falls apart in a week and a half because 1)you're too lazy to wait for the glue to dry or 2) you're too cheap to buy the good materials to make this awesome project.

Speaking of crafts: Ya know those times, you see something on Pinterest and think, "Oh man that's so pretty, I could so do that." But you SO can't do it and it turns out looking like crap. (That's what happened with my glitter pumpkins)

Ya know those times, where your husband or significant other is watching a show that you think you'll never like and then one episode and you're hooked. This happens to me a lot except for The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad. (sorry not sorry) (I hate zombies and shows about people getting high)

Ya know those times, where you're confused of your age because all the shows that appeal to you, also appeal to the ages of 12-16 year olds. (Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Beauty and the Beast)

Ya know those times you write a blog and hope that everyone and their mother will read it because you think its an awesome blog and then only like 2 people like it and you think, "What the heck is wrong with you people, that was a good blog!" and then you remember that blogging is so last year and that people don't have time to read just anything.

Ya know those times when you see something move out of the corner of your eye, and when you turn and look there's nothing there. CREEPY

Ya know those times, you watch music videos, not only to stare at the lead singer or your favorite hottie but also to see if in fact, the video makes any sense to what the song is talking about. (They usually don't, it makes me angry and sad)

Ya know those times you walk into a business on a Friday and the person says, "Thank God it's friday, have a good weekend." I always lie and say, "Thanks I will." But in reality I want to scream, "Ya know, not everyone is off on the weekends, some of us have to work!"

Ya know those times you write a run on sentence, but you don't care because the sentence makes perfect sense to those who aren't english majors.

Ya know those times you wished you played a musical instrument so you could pass the time by playing a couple of tunes. And then you remember the only fun time you had playing an instrument was in band and that if you had a pair of quads present, in your condo, you'd probably get kicked out because of the loud noises.

Ya know those times you felt really awesome owning something ( a new toy, a car) and you didn't want anyone else to touch it because you felt like you earned that item and that no one else was good enough. That's how the old people who live beside us feel about their parking spaces. Since they bought their condo and we're just renting ours, we're only allowed 2 parking space. But if they wanted to throw a huge elderly party, they would have a right to park in all of the parking spaces. (This issue bugs me, if you couldn't tell)

Ya know those times, when you're out in public and you can tell someone doesn't like you just by their rude glare, so you give them a compliment to try and lighten the mood. (It worked for me today, SCORE!)

Ya know those times, you try and talk to an employee at target about a certain "Christmas Gift" for your special someone and you hope they don't laugh at you for sounding like an idiot and then before you know it, the whole electronics department is chatting you up about your question and you realize, "Wow, they probably don't get out and talk to girls very often!"

Ya know those times you wish you had a tattoo (just one) but when you really think about it, you wish it was a permanent one week (sharpie tattoo) because you would change your mind too often to get a real one!

Ya know those times you take pictures with your friends of your tongue sticking out and after you look at the picture you think, "Thank you Miley Cyrus for ruining this pose!"

Ya know those times when you add photos to Facebook and that one Facebook friend likes every single one of those pictures and you think, "let's be serious, you didn't actually in real life, like every single one of those picture!"

Ya know those times when you hate confrontation, so you write about people in your blog and hope they don't notice, because at least they see it and read it and think, "Well, maybe that could be about me, but I'm sure it's not."

Ya know those times when your dog is asleep, so you move his lips and make him say things like, "I love mommy!" and then you giggle because its super cute and in real life you wish he talked just like that! (I love my dog way too much)

Well that was fun, I hope you all enjoyed this random blog as much as I enjoy writing it!


Yours Truly,
Callie Marie McCarty Presley